How to be a Politician by Vince Cable: 2,000 Years of Good (and Bad) Advice

Ebury Press. Paperback. NEW. In the world of politics, there is a common saying: "Always forgive your enemies - but never forget their names." These words, spoken by JFK, carry a significant message about the nature of politics and the importance of remembering those who have opposed you. As we navigate the turbulent waters of political life, it becomes evident that the storms we encounter in this arena far surpass anything we may face at sea. David Lloyd George, a prominent British politician, once asked, "What do you want to be a sailor for? There are greater storms in politics than you will ever find at sea." His words resonate with the challenges and conflicts that politicians constantly navigate – be it piracy, broadsides, or blood on the decks. One cannot deny the inherent truth in Nicholas Soames' assessment of Boris Johnson, whom he described as the "unchallenged master of the self-inflicted wound" during his campaign for Brexit. Such is the reality of politics – a realm where personal choices and decisions can have lasting consequences, both for oneself and for the nation as a whole. In recognition of these manifold challenges, a book titled "How to Be a Politician" has been crafted to provide readers with an insider's look into the world of politics. Structured to mirror the arc of a life in politics, the book explores various stages such as childhood aspirations, initial attempts at getting elected, maneuvering through the back benches, ascending the greasy pole of power, dealing with detractors, facing crises, and eventually finding a way to escape. Within its pages, readers will find an assortment of the wittiest, wisest, and most acerbic political quotations spanning the last 2,000 years. This collection serves not only as a source of entertainment but also as a timeless education in the art of politics. The book is punctuated by candid insights from Sir Vince Cable, a seasoned politician, who provides valuable lessons and perspectives on the dark arts of politics. As one delves into the pages of "How to Be a Politician," they will discover the intricate dance of power and persuasion that unfolds in the political arena. From the early aspirations of a young child dreaming of making a difference, to the first steps taken towards seeking election, the book delves into the behind-the-scenes intricacies involved in the pursuit of political power. The journey described in the book also sheds light on the challenges faced by politicians as they navigate the back benches, often in search of opportunities to rise within the ranks of their political party. It is a tale of strategic maneuvers, building alliances, and winning over the hearts and minds of constituents. Yet, it is also a world filled with its fair share of adversaries and detractors, who can make or break a political career with their criticisms and opposition. Crises are an inevitable part of any political career, and the book doesn't shy away from addressing these crucial moments. It explores the trials and tribulations faced by politicians when confronted with unexpected challenges. The ability to weather these storms and emerge stronger is a testament to the resilience and fortitude required to be a successful politician. Finally, as the book approaches its conclusion, it delves into the complexities of escaping the world of politics. Whether by choice or circumstance, politicians often face the inevitable need to step away from public life. The book offers insights into the difficult decisions that must be made when transitioning into the next phase of life, and the lasting impact politicians can leave behind. In summary, "How to Be a Politician" takes readers on an enlightening journey through the highs and lows of political life. Through a compilation of poignant quotations and the candid insights of Sir Vince Cable, readers gain a deeper understanding of the challenges, strategies, and lessons that come with being a politician. It is a book that not only educates but also entertains, giving readers a glimpse into the dark arts of politics.