New York, New York, U.S.A.: William Morrow, 2010. 1st Edition 1st Printing. Hardcover. As New/As New. 8vo - over 7¾ - 9¾" tall. The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vanpyre cat named Chet, and only Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and her manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the gneral public. As new, unread, first edition, first printing, in as new, mylar-protected dust jacket. [Not remainder-marked or price-clipped]

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The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter—and thirstier—by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . . Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins. About the Author:Christopher Moore is the author of fourteen previous novels, including Lamb, The Stupidest Angel, Fool, Sacré Bleu, A Dirty Job, and The Serpent of Venice.

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Bookseller: Joe Staats, Bookseller (US)
Bookseller's Inventory #: 023399
Title: BITE ME: A Love Story
Author: Moore, Christopher
Format/Binding: Hardcover
Book Condition: New
Jacket Condition: As New
Quantity Available: 1
Edition: 1st Edition 1st Printing
ISBN 10: 0061779725
ISBN 13: 9780061779725
Publisher: William Morrow
Place of Publication: New York, New York, U.S.A.
Date Published: 2010
Pages: 320
Size: 8vo - over 7¾ - 9¾" tall
Product_type: 2

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